Fitness Spam

Gymming

Fitness Spam

Ever since I joined the Gym I keep on getting random e-mails from them every couple of weeks, normally I’d just move them to my Junk folder and not even bother reading them but I’ve never had a Gym do this before so it’s nice to know they care, that or the receptionist is bored out of her mind during the day.

  • We are so glad to have you as a member. Our primary goal is to help you establish a habit of regular exercise and we want to make sure you have all of the resources you need to make this goal a reality.
  • Your enthusiasm for exercise is wonderful and habit forming.
  • We are glad you made it in last week. Feeling energised is just one of the many benefits of an active lifestyle.
  • When it comes to exercise we know you have many choices and we are delighted that you have chosen us to pursue your commitment to health and wellness.
  • Rather than a short-term project, you are making your exercise routine a lifestyle. Keep up the great work.
  • You are doing great! Your frequent visits are impressive and will produce amazing results.

I guess I should be thankful that I didn’t get an e-mail saying, The earth trembles in your presence keep up the cardio!

Cheers

Aaron